Okay, I've been doing this time traveling thing a few times now. Last week I was in Feudal Japan and a few hours later, I was in Paris 100 years in the future from now. You get used to certain things after you suffer through this ridiculousness enough times. But I swear that for right now, I might be going insane.
I was skipping around a few days ago when I saw what looked to be a man standing in the corner. This guy was tall, reclusive and diffidently not part of WWII Europe. I wanted to get a better look at the tourist (that's what I call it when I see any one else traveling time) but he vanished. How the hell does someone vanish like that? I'm getting even more freaked out now that I saw this thing floating around.
This tourist thing is just getting out of hand. I mean you look at some of the ads these people run and you think its a great big joke! Can't everyone just use their bosses time travel machine look the rest of us working chumps? Huh, yeah $2,999 for a chance to see Paul Revere and while you are at it, feel free to drop your trash. I'm sure the fathers of the American revolution won't be too freaked out when they find your McDonald's wrapper!
So between the obnoxious tourists, the damn time-fighting ninjas or whatever, and the bootleg i.d. chips, yeah this whole time raveling business is going great, just great.
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